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Polyamory: Things No One Tells You
- Bragging about all the sex you’re going to have with your partners when in reality, finding more than one person who is in the mood at the same time is a sport
- Joking about how ugly you are and then getting on the group chat to see that your partners made a poll titled “Is _ Pretty” where the only answers are “Yes,” “Also yes,” and “Yes but in blue”
- Saying we’ll all go out to fancy eating places or cute shops for a group date, when in reality it’s a Skype session where at least one person ends up late for work/falling asleep
- Basing everyone’s cuddle position on who likes the wall side better
- One person giving another a compliment, which turns into everyone complimenting each other in an endless loop of positive affirmation

